white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.

To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.

I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.

When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?