I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.

You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.