I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.