I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'

The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to stick with your lie. If you lie, you have to believe that lie whole-heartedly. It has to become the truth for you. But this man, the most powerful man in the world, is on national TV apologizing for receiving oral sex. He's an idiot. There are men sitting in here right now who would gladly accept oral sex on national TV.

I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.