When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
Wanda SykesIf you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
Wanda SykesI sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
Wanda SykesYou know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
Wanda SykesThat's proof right there that men and women are on different levels because men can watch two women together and that's a turn-on. It doesn't work the same way for us, does it, ladies? No, uh-uh - it doesn't work the same. You ask any woman in here her sexual fantasy, and I will bet you a million dollars that it's NOT to go home and catch your man bent over with some big, burly guy standing behind him.
Wanda Sykes