If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.

Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

As a comedian I don't think they look at me as a sexual person but I can see where with actors it would be a little difficult for them because its part of their mystique, it gives them an easier time to change characters and people aren't going oh we have a gay actor, their gay so I don't know if I'm gunna buy this guy with this girl, its weird, I don't think it's fair; it's only done with us, it seems, like they just accept everyone as straight and go along with it and then its oh their gay and make a big deal out of it.

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.