Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.

I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.