Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.