Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.

I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.