Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to stick with your lie. If you lie, you have to believe that lie whole-heartedly. It has to become the truth for you. But this man, the most powerful man in the world, is on national TV apologizing for receiving oral sex. He's an idiot. There are men sitting in here right now who would gladly accept oral sex on national TV.

Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.

You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.