We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'

Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.

You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.

It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.

When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?

Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.