Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.