Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'

I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.

When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.

That's proof right there that men and women are on different levels because men can watch two women together and that's a turn-on. It doesn't work the same way for us, does it, ladies? No, uh-uh - it doesn't work the same. You ask any woman in here her sexual fantasy, and I will bet you a million dollars that it's NOT to go home and catch your man bent over with some big, burly guy standing behind him.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.