Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.