Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.