Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country - make it any other two persons. This doesn't mean that I hate poetry. I don't feel that strongly about it. It only means that those who wish to communicate with me by means of the written word must do so in prose.

Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.