Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Galvani was mistaken about the amount of electricity in frogs, but he had some good ideas, too, for the galvanometer is named in his honor, and you don't have galvanometers named after you merely for making a mistake about a frog.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.