Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure it has plenty of Earthworms toiling and moiling all day so that you can sit down and relax.

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not care for the 'ideas' of novelists. Novels are wonderful, of course, but I prefer newspapers.