Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.