Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin? It was one of his main ideas, you know, that the males of almost all animals have stronger passions than the females. Since then we've learned a thing or two. At any rate, the female snake is right there when spring arrives in the woods.

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.