I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not care for the 'ideas' of novelists. Novels are wonderful, of course, but I prefer newspapers.
Will CuppyThe trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.
Will CuppyIt is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.
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