Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens because there is nothing to work on.

It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.