Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.