Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.
Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.
The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure it has plenty of Earthworms toiling and moiling all day so that you can sit down and relax.