Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens because there is nothing to work on.