Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.