Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not care for the 'ideas' of novelists. Novels are wonderful, of course, but I prefer newspapers.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.