Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.
Cรฆsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.
My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.