A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not care for the 'ideas' of novelists. Novels are wonderful, of course, but I prefer newspapers.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.