Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country - make it any other two persons. This doesn't mean that I hate poetry. I don't feel that strongly about it. It only means that those who wish to communicate with me by means of the written word must do so in prose.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not care for the 'ideas' of novelists. Novels are wonderful, of course, but I prefer newspapers.