Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

I'm a poetry-skipper myself. I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country - make it any other two persons. This doesn't mean that I hate poetry. I don't feel that strongly about it. It only means that those who wish to communicate with me by means of the written word must do so in prose.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.