Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.