In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.

Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole he's dug. You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.

In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.