In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.

It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.

Voters want a fraud they can believe in.

When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don't know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point