Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

Voters want a fraud they can believe in.

Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point

President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars