It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.

The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole he's dug. You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.

It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point