Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

When you're doing an out-and-out comedy, the notion of preparing for a character - I hope I don't reveal too much of myself here - but, uh, no, I'm not doing anything.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

I think you can't do any action without in some way paying homage to John Woo. He's the guy who just invented that sort of next level of poetic nasty action.

What’s the point of being bad when there’s nothing good to stop you?

My dad turned me onto Peter Sellers as a kid. I loved the fact that he was a unique combination of being extremely subtle and over-the-top all at the same time, and that's a hard thing to do. I admire that.

I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.