In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.