In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.