Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.