Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.