I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
We have the best Congress that money can buy.
When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.