You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.