You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.