They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
We do more talking progress than we do progressing.
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.