I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.