The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.

If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.

The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.