Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.