Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.