Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.