Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.