Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.