If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.