If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.