If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!