The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.