If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.

It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it's the return of my investment

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.