We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.