Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.
Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.