Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.