Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.