We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.
Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.