If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.