If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.

That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.