If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.