I never met a man that I didn't like.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.
In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.