If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.