I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.