Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!