They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.
With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!
Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.