It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.