The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.