The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.