The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.

It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.