The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It's the surest barometer in the world.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.