The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.