About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.