People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.