A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.