A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.