A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.

Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.