It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.