It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.