It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.

Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

Always drink upstream from the herd.