Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
We do more talking progress than we do progressing.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.