This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!