When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Will RogersThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Will RogersYou know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.
Will RogersThe difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.
Will Rogers