We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.

Why one Ad is worth more to a paper than 40 Editorials.