We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.