Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
I never met a man that I didn't like.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.