The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.
If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.
The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.