The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.