The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.