The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.