The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.