The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.