The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.