The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.

If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.