Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.