It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.