My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.

When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.

The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.