It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
Will Rogers used to say he wouldn't run for president no matter how badly the country needed a comedian.
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
Originality will be rewarded in any line.