There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.