We do more talking progress than we do progressing.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.