Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.