Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.