Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.