Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.