Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.