We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.