Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

I would never make a good economist. You know, an economist is a man that can tell you anything about — well, he will tell you what can happen under any given condition — and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's, too.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.