America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.

The US is safest when Congress is in recess.

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.