Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.