Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'